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The Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10. - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, and yet you feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9. - You feel both insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, yet you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8. - You laugh at those silly polytheists, and have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7. - Your face turns purple and you clench your teeth when you hear about the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, yet you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, babies and even trees!
6. - You laugh at Hindu beliefs which deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women.
Still, you have no problem believing the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5. - You are willing to spend your life looking for little bitty loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth. (a few billion years)
Yet you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents & guessing the Earth is a few generations old.
(The same guys who said the earth was flat and that it was also the center of the entire universe.)
4. - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- and throughly excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.
Yet you consider your religion to be the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3. - While modern science, history, DNA, anthropology, archology, geology, physics and biology have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" that Christianity is true.
2. - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers.
You consider that to be evidence prayer works. And you think the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1. - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - yet still call yourself a Christian.
The Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10. - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, and yet you feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9. - You feel both insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, yet you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8. - You laugh at those silly polytheists, and have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7. - Your face turns purple and you clench your teeth when you hear about the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, yet you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, babies and even trees!
6. - You laugh at Hindu beliefs which deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women.
Still, you have no problem believing the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5. - You are willing to spend your life looking for little bitty loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth. (a few billion years)
Yet you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents & guessing the Earth is a few generations old.
(The same guys who said the earth was flat and that it was also the center of the entire universe.)
4. - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- and throughly excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.
Yet you consider your religion to be the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3. - While modern science, history, DNA, anthropology, archology, geology, physics and biology have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" that Christianity is true.
2. - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers.
You consider that to be evidence prayer works. And you think the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1. - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - yet still call yourself a Christian.
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